Straight Outta Ponyville

Template93, one of my fave artists and a gewd homie of mine, drew me dis awesome pic dat I commissioned from him of N.W.A. also known as Niggaz Wit Attitudes, as the P.W.A. the Poneighs wit Attitudes!





In honor of dis, I wrote a song called "Straight Outta Ponyville" which is obviously da first track on da album and a parody of "Straight Outta Compton" by N.W.A. I also... sorta... posted dat jank in da comments section of da picture, but here it iz again:

Original Lyrics: rapgenius.com/Nwa-straight-out…
Original Song: www.youtube.com/watch?v=33jyoy…

Album: Straight Outta Ponyville
Artist: Poneighs wit Attitudes

Song One - Straight Outta Ponyville

(Dr. Shy)
You are now about to witness the strength of friendship knowledge.

(Verse 1: Iced Cake)
Straight outta Ponyville,
A crazy Earth Poneigh named Iced Cake,
My gang Poneighs wit Attitudes ain't fake!
When I'm called out, I gotta pink snout,
And when I bake, Poneighs gonna eat out!
You too, colt, if you party with me,
The Royal Guard are gonna have to come and get me,
Off yo stove, that's how I'm going out,
For the punk flank bakers that's showin' out!
Poneigh's bellies start to rumble, they start to stumble,
Mix 'em up a pot of delicious gumbo!
Baking off with a mothabucka like that,
With a spork, that's pointed at yo fat!
So eat my cake up smooth,
Ain't no tellin' when I'm comin' for yo sweet tooth!
Here's a food wrap to get yo flank movin',
With my special recipe I'll never stop groovin'!
Wooden rolling pin is the tool,
Don't make me have to take you back to Cooking School!
Me and you can go hoof to hoof, you crazy cat lady,
I'm taking cupcakes out the oven, daily!
Yo weekly, monthly, and yearly,
Until the other silly bakers see clearly,
That I'm down with the capital PYV,
Colt, you can't buck with me!
So when I'm in yo kitchen, you better duck,
Cause Iced Cake is loco as buck!
As I leave, your food supply I'll kill,
But when I come back, colt, I'm partying straight outta Ponyville!

(Teazey-T)
Yo Rain!

(MC Rain)
Whassup?

(Teazey-T)
Tell 'em where you from!

(Verse 2: MC Rain)
Straight outta Ponyville, another crazy flank Pegasus,
More clouds I kick, the less the weather will fuss.
I'm a cool mothabucka and you know this,
But the lame-plot poneighs won't show this.
But I don't give a buck, I'mma keep it cool,
If not from my looks, from my Sonic Rainboom!
Just like a contest, the definition is winner,
And victory is what Rain's eatin' for dinner!
Mess a Royal Guard up in a minute,
I find a comfy cloud and sleep up in it!
So if you're at a competition in the front row,
I'mma call you a mule or a stupid little foal.
You'll probably get mad like a mule is supposed to,
But that shows me, colt, you're opposed to
An awesome little filly from the street;
Flying legit cause you can't mess with it!
MC Rain controls the weather,
And with my Filly Flash, I'll tan your hide into leather!
Not the right hoof cause I'm the hoof itself,
Everytime I pull a Daring Do book off the shelf!
The Adventure is maximum, fo' real y'all,
R-A-I-N spells Rain but I'm raw!
See, cause I'm the bucking Iron Pony,
To me it's clear, you ain't nothin' but a phony!
Sad little egghead trottin' without a clue,
And if you go against Rain, your flank is through!
Look, you might think that you're hip,
But a poneigh like Rainbow just don't give a flip!
Straight Outta Ponyville!

(Dr. Shy)
Teazey is her name and the mare is coming-

(Verse 3: Teazey-T)
Straight Outta Ponyville!
Is a filly that'll educate your father,
And make him think I'll teach your brother.
Lyrical Alicorn when I'm writing letters,
And you know you can't do any better!
See I don't give a buck, that's the problem,
I see a hard test, I don't dodge him.
But I'm smart, read a lot, teach a while,
And when I see a chump fail, I smile.
To me it's kinda funny, the attitude showing a poneigh teaching,
But don't know what the buck she's saying, just droning,
Thinking they're smarter than Teazey!
But here's the headline: her knowledge can't please me!
Intelligent,
My brain is brighter than the Crystal Heart;
Except when I'm angry,
You see I'll get over my pacifism,
And hear the neigh of the one who got the lead baptism!
Get a little puff of joke and I'm jetting,
But leave a friendship lesson nopony'll be forgetting!
So what about the mare who got failed? Buck her!
You think I give a hoot about her bad grades, sucka?
This is an autobiography of the T,
And if you ever buck with me,
You'll get schooled by a stupid dope filly who will tutor,
Now hand over your scooter!
Straight Outta Ponyville!

Buck, that rap was dope!